Saturday, December 31, 2011

How to Live a Happy Married Life!

Janet was the daughter of rich parents. Her father was a money bag. He was a transporter and a major jobber to a illustrious brewing firm in Ibadan, the Oyo State Capital of Nigeria. Janet belonged to a religious sect that inoculated her mind against being rich or successful on earth. She walked out on her parents one evening to live with her pastor in the mission house! Her decision was based on the church doctrinal reliance that her parents were sinners who would end it up in hell fire! And that she as a child of the light must not have anyone to do with they that are children of the dark!

Janet had on several occasions refused to consent to her father's quiz, for a bottle of beer and sticks of cigarettes on the ground that they are of the devil. She had roughly burnt down the house when she burnt off her lace materials in the living room because the church believe that such textile materials are not ideal to be worn by children of light that she is.

John Adams Biography

Janet and John met in the Church but John had backslid at that time! He had just realized that religion was deceptive and that most church pastors and Christian Leaders are not saints after all! Apart from the fact that he had caught his pastor in the very act of fornication (having an illicit sex with an opposite sex), he had caught him right in the act of eating while the entire Church was on a three day fast!

How to Live a Happy Married Life!

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The pastor had declared the fast and every member of the church was religiously involved in it. On that fateful day, John was advent from work at about 4.00 pm. He was to go level to the church but went home instead to pick up his bible which he forgot to take along with him in the morning. Whoa! He found his pastor cooling off with a bow of eba (cassava flour) and egusi (melon) stew!

By that palpate and others, he had to guidance Janet to go back to her parents and reconcile with them. She should go back to school and come to be a university graduate. But she would not! She insisted on getting a job with her secondary school education. She would not get back to school for two reasons. The first suspect being the church's reliance that Jesus Christ would appear in the sky shortly to take her home to heaven in no distant future. The second suspect being that she had a terrible eye qoute that used to ache her with excruciating pains. She would not go straight through the stress of studies and hard work in the light of that pain.

John advised her to get married and decide down as a wife and mother. At least she would enjoy life for a while before rapture takes place if at all it will! It was at that point that she claimed to be a virgin and that she was afraid, she didn't want to lose her virginity except for the man who would marry her!

He was excited in his unbelief! A virgin! No! At least not with Janet's physique, stature and lifestyle! A 21 year old lady with a well built stature and elegant posture! It's a lie! He decided to confirm her claim. If it was true, then, he would marry her!

He had his way! He toasted her and promised to marry her if she would let him confirm that she was the virgin that she claimed to be! She was and she got pregnant immediately after.

Janet and John lived together as husband and wife for over twenty-years with children born into the marriage. The sad news about their relationship is that they had been together in differs houses and locations but had no home! They were incompatibles and Satan hide under their incompatibilities to make them unhappy!

She was born into and grew in wealth John in poverty. She had, loved and enjoyed comfort, John did not. She had way to capability study with ease John with stress. She is a television addict John a bookworm. She is a phlegmatic natured person John a Choleric. She sees no problem ahead John sees dangers. She is older in age John younger by two years.

Looking back several years after all John saw was disappointment, discontentment and depression. He had not succeeded in achieving one percent of his goal and ambition. Anger burn in him everyday! He asks questions. He reads stories of women in the bible -the good and the bad. He sought to know about women's lives in varied homes of Muslims, Christians, Pagans and Moralists. Then he observed that the so much feared Satan is a woman! What he suffered as a husband and a father made him take to that assertion.

Starting with Adam of the bible, Janet came to John's life and brought depression and grief along! He imagined that Adam died of hypertension or one of the Cardio-Vascular diseases in the world today. Mrs. Abraham misled her husband who married Hagar the mother of Ishmael, leading to the religious rivalry in the world, today. Delilah gave up her husband to his enemies. Herodias instigated her husband to come to be a murderer, killing John the Baptist. Jezebel stood by her husband to oppress a poor Nabot. Mrs. Pothipar lied against innocent Joseph and caused her husband to send him to prison. Job's wife pressurized her husband to curse God. The list goes on and on.

I do not aim at production you laugh or pity John as you read this piece. Rather I aim at production you see the need for you to be objective, focus, considered and selective in your selection of the spouse to marry either as a wife or a husband. This is in view of the fact that what happens to you many years after your selection may depend primarily upon who you eventually select as a life partner! select wisely and you are happy! select foolishly and you are not!

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